In 1994, the North Korean daily paper reported that the Dear Leader, in a sudden flash of brilliance, designed another sandwich he splendidly called "twofold bread with meat." He hence set up an expansive assembling plant to supply the country's colleges with quality twofold bread meat sandwiches.
Furthermore, he once caught wind of a German fellow rearing monster, larger than average rabbits. He promptly chose that keeping on breeding such animals would be the response to the DPRK's sustenance deficiency issues.
His fashion was popular
Not withstanding being a grown-up refreshment trailblazer, the North Korean daily paper Radong Shinmun distributed an article a year ago by a helpfully mysterious French style essayist about the rave audits encompassing Kim Jong-Il's taste in garments. "Individuals far and wide are pulled in to and taking after not just the coat our Great Leader is wearing, additionally his state of mind, outward appearances, hand signals, and even his penmanship," composed the writer.
He was the first person to aid dwarfism
In 1989, North Korea held something known as the World Festival of youth and Students. Out of generosity, the Dear pioneer imagined a wonder cure for "shortness" and gave out flyers to select any small North Koreans to get treatment before the occasion.
The dwarfism antibody ended up being a pleasant measurements of expulsion to uninhabited islands, successfully expelling the short people from the quality pool.
In a tragically unsurprising touch of incongruity, Kim himself is just 5'3".
He was the stand out permitted to utilize email ( before 2003)
It would be a genuine disgrace if North Koreans all of a sudden needed to manage spammers and tasteless bind letters notwithstanding boundless starvation, destitution, and general bafflement, so the Dear Leader guaranteed that such things will never happen by making him the sole carrier of an email account.
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