Absurd Things About Kim Jong-Il

He is the one who made the first burgers and is knowledgeable on how to treat global starvation

In 1994, the North Korean daily paper reported that the Dear Leader, in a sudden flash of brilliance, designed another sandwich he splendidly called "twofold bread with meat." He hence set up an expansive assembling plant to supply the country's colleges with quality twofold bread meat sandwiches.

Furthermore, he once caught wind of a German fellow rearing monster, larger than average rabbits. He promptly chose that keeping on breeding such animals would be the response to the DPRK's sustenance deficiency issues.

His fashion was popular

Not withstanding being a grown-up refreshment trailblazer, the North Korean daily paper Radong Shinmun distributed an article a year ago by a helpfully mysterious French style essayist about the rave audits encompassing Kim Jong-Il's taste in garments. "Individuals far and wide are pulled in to and taking after not just the coat our Great Leader is wearing, additionally his state of mind, outward appearances, hand signals, and even his penmanship," composed the writer.

He was the first person to aid dwarfism

In 1989, North Korea held something known as the World Festival of youth and Students. Out of generosity, the Dear pioneer imagined a wonder cure for "shortness" and gave out flyers to select any small North Koreans to get treatment before the occasion.

The dwarfism antibody ended up being a pleasant measurements of expulsion to uninhabited islands, successfully expelling the short people from the quality pool.

In a tragically unsurprising touch of incongruity, Kim himself is just 5'3".

He was the stand out permitted to utilize email ( before 2003) 

It would be a genuine disgrace if North Koreans all of a sudden needed to manage spammers and tasteless bind letters notwithstanding boundless starvation, destitution, and general bafflement, so the Dear Leader guaranteed that such things will never happen by making him the sole carrier of an email account.

Toothpick

A toothpick is used after every meal to remove detritus or food that is stuck between the teeth. It is a small stick that has one or two sharp ends and is usually made out of wood, plastic, bamboo, metal, or bone. A toothpick can also be used as a cocktail stick and as a tool for picking up small food such as cheese cubes and olives. Wooden toothpicks in America are made from birch wood. First, logs are cut into thin sheets in a spiral manner. Then, they are chopped and milled. Lastly, they are bleached so that the toothpicks will be lightened. 

The toothpick is the oldest device for dental cleaning and it is known to come before the arrival of early modern people since it is shown by the skulls of Neanderthals and Homo sapiens that they have teeth which are picked with a tool. In Florida, researchers discovered the remains of ancient Native Americans which are seven thousand and five hundred years old. In the year 1986, the researchers found out that between the molar teeth of the remains have small spaces or hollows. Before the invention of the toothbrush, hard and as well as soft dental woods are used to clean the teeth. They are well known in Northern Italy, in the East Alps, in Mesopotamia, and with the Romans. 

Toothpicks in the 17^th century were considered as luxurious things just like the jewelry items. They were made out from precious metal and they are also set with expensive stones as they were enameled and stylized artistically from time to time. In the modern times, toothpicks are not known to be luxury objects anymore. They are now mainly used for dental cleaning similar to that of a dental floss and a toothbrush. They are also used to pick up small appetizers during occasions that are festive and are sometimes styled or decorated with plastic frills and small paper flags.

Weird Inventions

Why were inventions made? This is to make the world a better place to live. However, there are some inventions that can be helpful but are definitely weird and unusual. Listed below are interesting facts about some of the world's greatest inventions that were actually used in daily lives. 

Baby Stroller and Scooter Hybrid

If your mam or dad is tired of strolling you around the city, he or she can just go with you by pushing the stroller like a scooter and ride with it. You will get into a destination faster. The problem is, what if you can't control the speed of the stroller and you bump into someone or get knocked down and put you and your baby into danger. I hope this thing has a break feature. 

Flask Tie

Can't you stay away from alcohol even from work? The problem is that your company doesn't allow you to bring and even drink alcohol during working hours. This tie has a hidden inflatable flask where you can pour any drink. You won't have to worry about surrendering any alcoholic drink. However, make sure you don't get drunk and smell like one cause you will surely get kicked out from your job. 

Anti-Pervert Stockings

If you're too pretty enough to be ignored by perverts, try wearing these stockings and maybe they'll stop looking at you. However, if that pervert has a weird fetish with hair, then maybe that's a bad idea after all. This was designed to be able to discourage men perverting women especially if they're wearing leg-bared clothes. It's weird to see girls with hairy legs.

Hug Me Pillow

Hugging a real life person can be awkward sometimes and this is where this invention comes in. You don't have to worry about the wrong person to hug with. The pillow case is molded into like an arm of a person. However, it's not as warm as a living human being though. 

These cats are weird but cute.